LOLITA MEME
(Mind you, this is the lolita FASHION, not the porn. Just saying before you guys think I'm into shota or something *SLAPPED*)
Put those that apply to you in bold. Underline those that are your favorites!!
* You might be a Lolita if you’ve considered wearing (or already do wear) bloomers with normal dresses for a little more “modesty”. (with most of the "normal" dresses I wear wouldn't look so nice with puffy bloomers poking through the fabric *SLAPPED* but oh well)
* You might be a Lolita if you pass a kid’s store and want all the dresses in your size * You might be a Lolita if you hate spending more than twenty bucks on a pair of pants, but feel no remorse for dropping upwards of $300 on an outfit you might wear three times.
* You might be a Lolita if you have an entire dresser devoted to your socks.
* You might be a Lolita if spending the day with a group of total strangers, with whom you probably only share one thing in common, is the highlight of your young Lolita life.
* You might be Lolita if Pig Tails have no age limit…* You might be a lolita if you use your paypal account more than your actual credit card
* You might be Lolita if you get a box of chocolates and are more in love with the small golden ribbon bow than you are in the chocolate….not that the chocolate isn’t delicious. (Well I bolded this cause I really don't like chocolate *SLAPPED*)
* You might be a lolita if you wrinkle your nose in distaste every time you see someone wearing crew socks with a skirt.
* You might be a lolita if you dry clean more clothes than you wash.
* You might be lolita if browsing for new lolita items is more important than your homework / work. (I sometimes do this for my procrastination methods
)
* You might be a lolita if you require help to get yourself dressed before most parties.
* You might be a lolita if you cut your hair just to match the lolita look.
* You might be a lolita if you walk through a narrow hallway and knock everything of the shelves with your dress. (Never did this yet *SLAPPED*)
* You might be a lolita if your wardrobe could bail out the auto industry
* You might be a lolita if you consider dumping your boyfriend because he doesn’t match.
* You might be a lolita if you see pictures as either ‘Before’ or ‘After’ your lolita transformation.
* You might be a Lolita if you always check the shape of your skirt when you walk next to a mirror.* You might be a Lolita if you keep all the tags of your clothes, or collect bags of your favourite brands* You might be a Lolita if you want to own the same dress in all possible colours, and also all the colours of the same shoes to match the said dress. (This would be awesome, but WAY too expensive)
* You might be a lolita if someone trys to eat your cellphone having mistaken it for candy. (My cell phone is a normal cell phone and will stay that way *SLAPPED*)
* You’ve looked into buying a pennyfarthing because it’s the only bike that would go nicely with the Lolita look.
* You might be a Lolita if you get overly excited when your boyfriend unintentionally coordinates his clothes with your outfit.
* You might be a lolita if you start taking pictures of your clothing. Not you in the clothing—just the clothing.
* You might be a lolita if being 30 minutes late to a meetup is considered being “on time”. (I have never been to a meetup, but I'm pretty much being "Filipino" *SLAPPED* I usually come 30 minutes after the supposed time or even later)
* You might be a lolita if you forget that the “Bible” to most people refers to the Judeo-Christian scriptures.
* You might be a lolita if your closet hasn’t seen pants in over two years
* You might be a lolita if the only reason you diet is to fit into burando
* You might be a lolita if you use the word “cutsew” to describe all clothing made of jersey-like material
* You might be a lolita if you’ve insured your clothing
* You might be a lolita if Mana/Isobe/Novala/your Tide-2-Go pen has become your new God.
* You might be Lolita if you dream about or make up patterns for dresses in your sleep
* You might be Lolita if you don’t remember the last time you bought clothes offline and actually trying them on.
* You might be Lolita if the idea of a guy in a frilly dress in general isn’t shocking to you* You might be Lolita if you’re willing to pay 100+ $ for a totally random set of items in a sealed package. … and you actually get upset, if you miss the chance.
* You might be Lolita if your clothes are worth more than your car! Oh yeah baby! And it’s a 2008 car too!
* You might be Lolita if you can recognize the Japanese characters for basic colors like pink, white, black, and sax blue, and SOLD OUT, but nothing else (I can only recognize Japanese characters for "waist" *SLAPPED*)
* You might be Lolita if you start whining about the exchange rate and how you can no longer afford that skirt you would have two months ago.
* You might be Lolita if you have poof envy instead of penis envy. (wtf)
* You might be Lolita if your sole reason for studying Japanese is so you can go shopping in Tokyo
* You might be Lolita if the word “Baby” makes you think of frilly dresses, not infants.* You might be Lolita if you have more hair bows than the average eight-year-old
* You might be Lolita if you can’t go on a weekend trip without two or three suitcases to fit all of your frills.
* You might be Lolita if you don’t care how badly your shoes hurt, as long as they look damn cute!
* You might be Lolita if you have a habit of sticking random things on your head (doilies, various craft supplies, lacey panties) and going IS DIS RORI?
* You might be Lolita if the former will always make you and your friends crack up, without fail. Everyone else thinks you’re crazy.
* You might be Lolita if you always make sure to check the kids’ department for cute accessories.
* You might be Lolita if The notion that clothes come in more than one size is suddenly a totally unheard of concept
* You might be Lolita if You see black and royal blue together and automatically think of MMM
* You might be Lolita if You gnash your teeth in envy at a girl on the subway. She has an afro of naturally PERFECT ringlet curls and she isn’t even wearing a bow in her hair!
* You might be Lolita if You start equating everything to Lolita purchasing. Like, when you go out for dinner and drinks with friends and when a 30 dollar bill comes you mutter “That’s shipping.” to yourself.
* You might be Lolita if You are beside yourself with confusion when the girl/boy you have been set up to go on a date with is ashamed of you in all your frilly glory.
* You might be Lolita if you have a walk-in closet, a dresser, and several boxes overflowing with clothes, and NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR TO WORK
* You might be Lolita if you know your measurements in both standard (American) and metric and freak out when your friends don’t know theirs. (Well I know my measurements both American and metric, but I don't freak out if my friends don't)
* You might be Lolita if you are willing to pay more for pre-owned clothes.
* You might be Lolita if when buying non-lolita clothing online you demand they offer more than two photos.
* You might be Lolita if your wardrobe could pay off your student loans
* You might be Lolita if you wish your boobs were smaller
* You might be Lolita if going sock shopping “excites” you. (8D)
* You might be Lolita if getting socks for holidays “excites” you.
* You might be Lolita if you are buying used socks (DB I don't understand that. I'd rather buy socks new)
* You might be Lolita if you look through history books just to gawk at pictures of the dresses.
* You might be Lolita if you look at a cupcake and think it would make a good hat. (I frankly don't like those cake/cupcake hats. I mean it's yummy and cute...but I'm not wearing it on my head. I'm not a hater of sweet loli though *loves sweet loli*)
* You might be Lolita if you are actually willing to pay $150 for a plushy bag (LOL. I'll probably never buy a bag from a lolita brand since I could get an even better and sturdier bag for the same price. And it could be loliable too. From what I heard fake leather doesn't really last that long *unless you're extra careful of course, but thats not me*)
* You might be Lolita if you hate going store shopping for normal clothes, thinking you could just use that money to buy new rori! (*SLAPPED*)
* You might be Lolita if you were able to smuggle illegal substances or forbidden objects in your petticoat
* You might be Lolita if your shoes allow you to tip over far enough that you are parallel to the ground.
* You might be Lolita if you hate when non Lolita clothes don’t list their measurements on their websites because you don’t remember what size you are in normal clothes and only know your measurements. Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I threw up in your apartment and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper.. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep David's tricot outfits as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about Oprah Winfrey imitations .
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Kathy really wasn't the last one to comment on my journal (I think) but I don't remember the last comment I was given on a journal. So I used a comment on a deviation *SLAPPED*
1. If you could do anything with Johnny Depp, what would it be?
Get his autograph..? *SLAPPED* I don't know. I'm not crazy about Johnny Depp. *isn't into actors/actresses*
2. Do you think Princess Peach is a virgin?
Lolwut.
3. If a sexy stranger and Superman teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
SEX 8D
4. Describe Ace Ventura in one word.
I don't know what this is, sorry.
5. What's Superman's opinion on cheese?
"KRYOPTONITEEEE DB" (I don't know *SLAPPED*)
6. What is or would be a good nickname for Wario?
Fatass.
7. If a police officer were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
Thomas Kretschmann? *SLAPPED*
8. What would you do without Evil Lynn?
WTF ARE THESE PEOPLEEE? D:
9. Do you love Superman?
Eh. I don't care. *SLAPPED*
10. a human being just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
Oh shit D: *SLAPPED* Freak out?
That was pointless. *SLAPPEd*
The next quiz is from a meme generator. Here's the
[link]1. What do you think of Kathy?
WWII obsessed and loves men in uniform *SLAPPED* (I love you, Kathy. Really. *SLAPPED*) And in one word: Dresden.
2. Will Andrea eat those green eggs and ham?
I don't know, Andrea. Will you?
3. Will Missy eat those green eggs and ham?
WTF, same question, different person. WILL YOU, MISSY? *SLAPPED*
4. Who would win in a duel, Irene or Jackie? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
Aww..I have to say Irene. *SLAPPED* Unless Jackie uses her magical crutches and they're secretly machine guns. (I love you, Jackieeeeee *SLAPPED*) Oh oops, I didn't notice the kind of duel part. I have no clue though... *SLAPPED*
5. Do you miss Jackie?
Yes, I do miss Jackie. D: I don't see her often anymore and she's been off in college.
6. Who would win in a duel, Erin or Liz? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
...I really don't know here *SLAPPED* Nor do I know what kind of duel would they pick either.
7. What would you do if Kaitlyn confessed love to you?
I think I would be really confused...really confused *SLAPPED* (I love you too, Kaitlyn *SLAPPED*)
8. How would Monique insult Missy?
I don't know... *SLAPPED* Monique would use my epic insult that I told Missy when we first started talking on the phone *SLAPPED*
URGH. The meme generator spazzed out on me. *can't get the two other questions*
Anime stereotype quiz (I think *SLAPPED*)
Tsunderekko (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[/] You come off as sort of aloof to other people. (Probably to people that don't know me, but I'm quite the opposite)
[/] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness. (what? DX emotional? physical? I'm guessing both?)
[ ] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[ ] You blush when people point out your sensitivites.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 1
Yanderekko (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[x] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[x] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[x] Bipolar?
Total: 5
Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[/] You are always very polite in your speech. (When talking to adults and strangers)
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field. (MAYBE? *SLAPPED*)
[/] You take discipline seriously. (It depends)
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something. (*SHOT*)
Total: 5
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[ ] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrasssing remarks.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 1
Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend. (I ANNOY ALL! XD)
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”.
[x] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend. (more like me actually)
Total: 3
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture. (I'm not EXTREME interested but I'd read on it if there was a book in front of me)
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook. (LOLLLLL)
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair. (Used to)
Total: 1
Tomboy Character
[x] You feel comfortable in boy’s clothing.
[x] You have short hair
[ ] You have a crush whom you act friendly with rather than romantically.
[/] You are really good at sport/s.
[ ] You are admired by girls and boys for your talents, though you’re sort of in denial.
[ ] You show your girly features on rare occasions. (I can switch between complete tomboy to girly girl)
Total: 2 and a half
Sexy Character
[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable. (Quite the opposite. *SLAPPED*)
[ ] You like making sexual innuendos. (Unless these count as ruining people's minds by applying rule 34 *like at Erin's party
* )
[x] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen (hot springs). (Not for dirty stuff though o_O I just think it's fun to go to these places. I wouldn't go in the water for the beach or onsen though. Especially the onsen *It's basically a bath and you have to be naked, don't you? *SLAPPED*)
[x] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you. (Yes, but thanks to the internet, my mind has been ruined)
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer. (Never cosplayed)
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol (Ick, no. I tried it with a pina colada once and I love those, and it tasted so nasty with alcohol. Plus I could be possibly allergic to it)
Total: 2
And at last...Lolita/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate. (Not chocolate)
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”. (I love cute things, but not the word "kawaii")
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc...
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...etc~~~ (used to)
[ ] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total:2
And I am yanderekko
NAME MEME
Anyone can join in!
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Cuenco Diomangay
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Primero Wenceslao
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Puawe (*Cracks up*)
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Hamster. BD
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Cuenco Newark
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Blue Apple Juice (*cracks upppp*)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Weua (wtffff)
8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Cake Batter Sugar (wtfffff)
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Cooper Reinhold (That actually sounds like a nice name *SLAPPED*)
10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Enchanting Jolly Rancher (*cracks up* I really don't wear purfume but I took the nearest perfume bottle and put it here)
11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Silver Lodai (Well I don't know the street but I remember my mom telling me something about Lodai)
And this isn't a meme but I'm just going to put this here. Remember those "100 art theme challenge stuff? Well this is what it is except with fashion
1. Casual Casual
2. Stripes
3. Hat
4. Awesome Shoes
5. Layered
6. Tie
7. Fan Girl/Boy
8. Team Uniform
9. Someone Else’s/Borrowed
10. Trench Coat
11. Tattoo/s and/or Piercing
12. Current Styles
13. Royal
14. Expensive Jewelry
15. Vintage
16. High Fashion
17. Traditional (To a Specific Real-Life Culture)
18. Medieval
19. Pirate
20. Gypsy
21. Lolita/Gothic
22. Lace/Suit (Wedding)
23. Stereotypical Group
24. Particular Era (20’s, 30’s, etc.)
25. Character Specific (Their Personal “Costume”/Attire)
Lie Meme
Rules: Everything you type must be a lie. LIE!
1. Are you male or female?
Male
2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
November 25 and I'm 20 years old.
3. Where do you live?
Hong Kong, China
4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
No.
5. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you
I am COMMUNIST, bitch.
23. How would you describe your personality?
I hate reading. I'm loud and obnoxious. I pick on those little shits at my school.
6. Where do you work or study at?
I work as a CEO for Apple.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
7. What kind of clothes you wear?
I wear a bra and panties all year long, bb ;D
8. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
I LOVE CHOCOLATE OMG AND SODAAAAA <3333333
9. How many friends do you have?
230389482309482305830830498209 of them
18. Do you do "IT" often?
Totally. Every hour.
10. Why did you join DA?
To troll.
11. What kind of art you like?
I like them "artistic" nudes ;D
12. What kind of art do you make?
Period blood art.
13. Are you famous here on DA?
Totally. DON'T YOU SEE ALL MY COMMENTSSSSZZ~~~~~~~ ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ DESUUUUU
14. Do you comment/answer comments?
ALWAYS. I'M A COMMENT WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
15. Do you fav often?
Hell no >(
16. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
HELL YES. I'M SO ARTISTIC THAT I SHIT OUT ART PIECES IN THE BATHROOM.
17. Do you like quizzes?
FUCK NO! I rather fucking sleep.
19. Do you use DA often?
WHY YES. I SLEEP AND EAT DA EVERY DAY.
20. Where did question 18 go?
I fucking ate it.
21. What kind of gift art you would want to?
(What? What kind of gift art I want? Or what I would want to do? I'm guessing the first question) BLOOD, GORE AND GUTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
22. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
No. Shittiest quiz ever.
24. Where did question 23 disappear?
I'm hungry. >(
25. Will you tag some people to do this quiz next?
Fuck no. They can tag themselves. D<
:FIRE:.
[ ] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[/] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire. (
)
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[ ] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[ ] You often lose control over yourself.
[ ] You can be quite reckless.
[ ] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 3 and a half
.:WATER:.
[ ] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[/] You like to go to the beach.
[ ] You rarely get angry.
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[ ] You think before you act.
[ ] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[/] You like the rain. (Well I would like it..but usually when it rains, something bad happens to me *SLAPPED*)
[ ] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[/] You are very generous.
Total: 2 and a half
.:EARTH:.
[x] You are physically strong. (Well if you mean all over, no. But my leg strength is pretty good. With my arm strength though, it may be weak compared with some of my friends, but some people at my school just can't see to carry the amount of books I carry each day)
[ ] You have a close connection with nature.
[/] You don't mind getting dirty. (It depends on how I'm feeling and what I'm wearing. Usually I don't mind though)
[ ] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[ ] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. (That would be apocalypse. *SLAPPED*)
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[x] You prefer to have a strict set of rules. (well I don't LOVELOVE strict *especially if it's retarded*, but I feel more comfortable with knowing what's wrong and what's right in a certain environment. I get extremely confused when I'm in a more lax environment and then I'm like a walking piece of trouble when I return back to strict communities *SLAPPED*)
Total: 3 and a half
.:AIR:.
[x] You have a free spirit.
[ ] You hate rules.
[x] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[ ] You tend to be impatient.
[ ] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[x] You wish you could fly.
Total: 7
.: DARKNESS:.
[ ] You spend most of your time alone.
[/] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[/] You like creepy things.
[x] You like to play tricks on people. (
)
[x] Black is your favorite color. (Not most favorite, but it's there)
[/] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc. (It really depends. If the villain is a pure ass, then no. But if the hero is one hell of an airhead and the villain is actually intelligent, then hell yes *SLAPPED*)
[x] You don't talk much.
[ ] You are atheist.
[ ] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[ ] You love to break the rules.
Total: 4 and a half
.:LIGHT:.
[x] You are very polite. (To strangers and older people)
[ ] You are spiritual.
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence. (I'm not OMG YAYYY VIOLENCE *unless it's a video game*...but since people are so stupid, sometimes this is the only way to get it to their heads *in my opinion* I would use it as a last resort though)
[x] You hope for world peace. (This totally contradicts what I said above *SLAPPED*)
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[?] Everyone loves to be around you.
[x] You always follow the rules.
Total: 5?
I'm Light! WOOO.
How mentally insane am I?
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'(This was only when I was little though. I don't really do it now)
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Happens all the time
)
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 2
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (LOL I JUST TRIED RIGHT NOW AND IT DIDN'T WORK NO MATTER HOW I CONTORTED MY ARM DD< LIESSS)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (='D)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (So many times)
TOTAL: 2
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (Never seen it)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling
TOTAL: 0
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I wish, especially when I sleep.)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or/and inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (I HATE THATTT)
TOTAL: 2
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Pencil and paper all the way ;D *SLAPPED*)
TOTAL: 3
GRAND TOTAL: 17
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally insane
I am 68% mentally insane, gaiz
You can tell on how bored I was with the amount of quizzes and how I answered some of the questions.
I should be drawing. Actually I should shower right now. *SLAPPED*
I rise form the dead again.
Relief
Hungry
Happy
Eager
Artistic
